Post your jokes here

Post by **fac51** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:06 pm

Any jokes u got post em here:

I'll start with a virus warning:

Several new viruses have recently been having an impact around the
world.

One new virus which is malicious and can spread rapidly is known as
"work".

If you receive "work", from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or
any one else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances !! This virus
wipes out your private life completely.

Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the
nearest pub. Order three beers, and after repeating this 14 times, you
will find that "work " has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you
realise that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already
infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

This virus is deadly, so please pay close attention to it and take heed.

Through greater awareness and vigilance we can reduce the potential
impact this virus has on our lives.

arfur · Post by **arfur** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:13 pm

Two fish in a tank.

One fish says to the other.

"So how do you drive this thing anyway?"

Post by **fac51** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:16 pm

Post by **117** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:15 am

oh dear, guru's tryin to muscle in on the esato joke thread's territory

Post by **fac51** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:12 am

and why not? laffen nicked my flip on or off poll!

Post by **117** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:15 am

and laffen nicked everyone's post counts! can't believe the story is that it's only garbage posts that dont count any more, yet jellieellie still has over 1000posts to her name after the cull, and yet she only ever posts in garbage!

sunjivas · Post by **sunjivas** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:12 am

*she posts garbage in the other forums more like...which xplains her high post count aswell as in garbage

Post by **117** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:14 am

Post by **fac51** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:27 am

Oi post some jokes!

Post by **117** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:41 am

i've posted most of mine already on esato! and the rest i emailed to you

Post by **fac51** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:02 pm

erm ok then dont post ur jokes

Post by **117** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:08 pm

wtf not?

Post by **fac51** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:09 pm

doesn't matter m8

Post by **117** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:10 pm

yes it does

Post by **fac51** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:14 pm

just post a god damn joke u :arse: